Yes, they're back! This time with magic! Grumpy Old Women bring their Game of Crones to answer the unanswerable: how to fix absolutely everything!
They conquered NZ with Grumpy Old Women, took Australia and the Universe by storm with 50 Shades of Beige and now they're in another World. Yes!
Grumpy Old Women - Game of Crones is coming, offering practical remedies for the atrocities of modern life.
Advice for administering safe torture to prevent snoring using BBQ tools. Demonstrations of how to clean the bath whilst having mediocre sex at the same time. How to overeat on a diet. What to do when the man in your life kisses your miniature Schnauzer more than you.
In Game of Crones, the young are discussed and then dismissed. Men are lovingly disembowelled. Old fashioned housekeeping practises resurrected; is it too late to learn to sniff meat to determine if it’s past its use by date?
Grumpy Old Women will stop for nothing on their mission to slay the dragons of nonsense and reclaim the kingdom of common sense... well, maybe a glass of wine and a lie down.
The show has plenty of laughs, poorly supported breasts and unreliable statistics, so for a night of unbridled fun bring your swords and handbags, and learn from the sorceresses themselves how to survive the modern kingdom of Aotearoa.
Geraldine Brophy directs and stars with Linda Milligan and Julie Edwards in this hilarious piece of fantasy, thankfully without nudity or real blood.